Through the previous few weeks, I just about spent my days and nights calling help to repair my web, whether or not it was Ogero or Join or Clever. Whereas I used to be ready for my Ogero cable to get fastened, I assumed I give the broadband companies one other strive however once I heard the justifications they had been giving me for the shitty connection I’m getting, I remembered why I dropped all of them and caught to Ogero because it’s extra steady and cheaper. Don’t get me flawed, I’m nonetheless not happy in any respect with my DSL pace however I needed to accept it after years of making an attempt each single web supplier on the market (Clever, Join, IDM, Sodetel, native cable man and so forth)
So listed here are a few of the excuses we’re nonetheless listening to sadly:
1- Baytak b3eed 3an el centrale (Your own home is much from the CO): I’m conscious that it’s a sound cause because of Abdel el Menhem’s shitty administration but it surely nonetheless cracks me up. What are we presupposed to do? measure the gap to the centrale earlier than shopping for an residence?
2- Fi Daghet 3al chabake (heavy load on the community): This often occurs when your web supplier has 5000 customers on a community that solely permits 500.
Three- Bit koun al kahraba d3eefe (Examine your electrical energy): Certain I’m gonna name EDL on their non-existing hotline or the moteur man see how he can assist.
Four- Bikoun 7ada 3am bichawich 3lek. 3andak chi Makana gher? (Somebody is jamming your sign): Except you may have a politician or army males residing close by, I do not know who may probably jam my sign.
5- Bikoun el Fb/Google/YouTube we2if: While you run out of excuses, el 7a2 3al Amerken.
6- Ma ta3mlo ktir obtain, sakker fb, taffeh YouTube (Examine in case your youngsters are performing some downloads): Sure that’s the entire objective of the web, DOWNLOADING stuff!
7- Fa7asneha males 3enna w ma beha shi (You may have an issue, all the things seems good from our finish): Take care of it lol!
Eight- Ba33id el router 3an el berrad (Maintain the router away from the fridge): True story I swear!
9- Kam 7ett fi baynak wou ben el modem (There are many partitions between you and the modem): I’m often standing proper subsequent to the modem once I’m calling and nonetheless I get such excuses. After all everyone knows partitions can have an effect on the WIFI however I feel nearly all of Lebanese dwell in small flats not in villas or massive homes.
10- Badde 7attak 3a gher chabake (I’m gonna put you on a special channel): Everytime you hear this excuse, it means you’re screwed. Change the supplier instantly LOL!